I Went To Church Today

9 Mar

Hard to believe and with Tasha no less. We attended the Church of the Blue Dome. We pedaled under the blue dome for almost 3 hours albeit at a slightly irreverent pace. I love the Church of the Blue Dome. It’s the only place where I find true peace and happiness.

The Blue Dome was filled with a glorious light today that was as bright as the noon day sun. We toured the south end of the valley with a trip up the north side of Suncrest. Crap that is a steep hill. I told Tasha that I was just going to spin up Traverse in my easiest gear but when she stood up and pedaled away from me the temptation to chase was too great. I gave into the flesh and tried to match her pace but my legs were shot.


We met back up for a sacrament of Seattle’s Best at the the Suncrest Market before heading down the mountain. We screamed down the hill at such speed as to gather no moss.

We arrived at home with our physical bodies spent yet our beings swelled by the spirit of the Blue Dome. As sure as I am typing this I do testify as to the truth of those things that we experienced today. The Church of the Blue Dome is true. If you doubt you only need partake and the truth shall be made manifest to you. Amen.

Anybody want to be baptized? I thought so.


9 Responses to “I Went To Church Today”

  1. johnnypeepers March 9, 2008 at 9:19 pm #

    I do.

  2. je March 10, 2008 at 7:30 am #


    you heathen.

  3. KanyonKris March 10, 2008 at 9:23 am #

    Say hallelujah!

  4. Mike W March 10, 2008 at 11:42 am #

    Your testimony touched every fiber of my being! Thank you!

  5. pastoralan March 10, 2008 at 5:27 pm #

    I like the post. I’m up for all you experienced. However, I will also stick with the real thing that lasts. Real peace is not found in a geographical location, although sometimes I have had great peace in a geographical location.

    Real peace is found in a….yes you guessed it….Person!

    Jesus Christ….and by the way…I think Jesus would do coffee.

    Trust Him!

  6. brkeyes7 March 10, 2008 at 5:56 pm #

    pastoralan-Thanks for stopping by and I like your comment. You seem sincere and yes, I agree with you that Jesus does indeed do coffee. No doubt about it. Nectar of the gods. Any advice how to get that through to all my Mormon homies?

  7. brian hofmeister March 10, 2008 at 6:18 pm #

    Sounds beautiful. Thanks for sharing.

  8. pastoralan March 17, 2008 at 6:04 am #

    It’s hard to nail mormons down on their theology.

    Here’s what I would do: 1) I would keep the conversation going. And keep it civil.
    2) Push them hard on what they believe. Use the Book of Mormon to show error. It’s possible, if not easy to do. Just do a little homework and ask about the errors. Let them answer.


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